Men's Exploring Uranus T-Shirt – Alien Butt Plug Rocket Ship Funny NSFW Space Tee

“Exploring Uranus” – Not NASA Approved 🚀🍑👽

Take me to your… yeah, you know where this is going. This tee launches headfirst into intergalactic innuendo with aliens, rocket ships, and some highly suspicious space exploration. Whether you’re into UFOs, butt plugs, or just love a disturbingly well-placed pun, this shirt is here to probe your funny bone.

Perfect for sci-fi nerds, festival weirdos, or anyone who’s ever been suspiciously quiet during alien documentaries. Wear it to Comic Con, the adult toy store, or while watching Ancient Aliens with zero pants on.

One small step for man. One deep dive for mankind.

👕 Shirt Details:

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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