Men's News Flash: Nobody Cares T-Shirt – Sarcastic Funny News Anchor Tee

“News Flash: Nobody Cares” – Coming to You Live from IDGAF News 📰📢

Tired of drama? Tired of oversharing? Tired of pretending to care about Karen’s third engagement? This shirt says what everyone’s thinking but is too polite to post in the comments.

Styled like a breaking news headline, this sarcastic banger is perfect for introverts, office rebels, or anyone whose face says “cool story” while their shirt says “literally no one asked.” Wear it to work, class, or family dinners — just don’t expect a warm welcome from your Aunt Cheryl.

👕 Shirt Details:

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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