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Men's I Wish My Prick Had That Much Sting T-Shirt Offensive Funny Bee Humor Tee

Men's I Wish My Prick Had That Much Sting T-Shirt Offensive Funny Bee Humor Tee

Regular price $17.25 USD
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Ouch. This stinger hits harder than the punchline — and that’s the point. This shirt is for the self-deprecating legends who aren't afraid to laugh at themselves and make everyone around them uncomfortable in the best way possible.

With a wink to bee jokes and bedroom letdowns, this tee is pure chaos for bachelor parties, bar nights, or just terrorizing brunch with your in-laws. Equal parts awkward, hilarious, and absolutely inappropriate.

Wear it loud, wear it proud — just maybe not around kids or HR.


👕 Shirt Details:

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
4XL 34 30 24 ¼
5XL 35 32 25 ¼
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