“Happy St. Patrick’s Day – Get Drunk Off Your Ass” 🍀🍺🐴 When the green beer starts flowing and the leprechauns get rowdy, this shirt brings the party. Featuring a mischievous little Irishman riding a donkey — aka his literal ass — this tee delivers big laughs with every wobble.
Perfect for pub crawls, parade mischief, and questionable dance moves, it’s the ultimate conversation starter for anyone who celebrates March 17th with wild abandon.
Remember: it's not truly St. Paddy’s unless someone falls off their ass. Make sure it’s a good story — and a better outfit.
👕 Shirt Details:
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Disclaimers: • Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. • Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
