For those moments when sarcasm is the universal language. This hilarious tee combines sharp wit with extraterrestrial charm. Featuring the bold statement “I Am Not A Proctologist But I Know An Asshole When I See One” alongside a mischievous alien graphic, it’s the perfect blend of UFO humor and blunt honesty.
Great for sci-fi fans, alien conspiracy believers, or anyone with a wicked sense of humor. Wear it to parties, UFO conventions, or just when you want to warn people—human or otherwise—exactly where you stand.
👕 Shirt Details:
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Disclaimers: • Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. • Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
