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Men's I Am Not A Proctologist But I Know An Asshole When I See One Funny Alien T-Shirt – UFO & Sci-Fi Humor Tee
Men's I Am Not A Proctologist But I Know An Asshole When I See One Funny Alien T-Shirt – UFO & Sci-Fi Humor Tee
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For those moments when sarcasm is the universal language.
This hilarious tee combines sharp wit with extraterrestrial charm. Featuring the bold statement “I Am Not A Proctologist But I Know An Asshole When I See One” alongside a mischievous alien graphic, it’s the perfect blend of UFO humor and blunt honesty.
Great for sci-fi fans, alien conspiracy believers, or anyone with a wicked sense of humor. Wear it to parties, UFO conventions, or just when you want to warn people—human or otherwise—exactly where you stand.
👕 Shirt Details:
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
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