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Women's City Morgue Hearse T-Shirt “We Carry, You Bury” Funny Halloween Mortician Goth Humor Tee
Women's City Morgue Hearse T-Shirt “We Carry, You Bury” Funny Halloween Mortician Goth Humor Tee
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“City Morgue – We Carry, You Bury” – Ride or Die (Literally) 💀🚑
Dark humor lovers, your final stop has arrived. This hilarious tee from the fictional City Morgue Hearse Service gets straight to the point — cold, clean, and six feet deep. Whether you’re into Halloween horror, sarcastic slogans, or deadpan delivery, this shirt’s a killer look.
Perfect for haunted houses, graveyard shift workers, morticians, or just that one friend who always wears black and says, “I’m fine.” Because in this business, the ride is free… the plot thickens after.
👕 Shirt Details:
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
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